Saturday, March 22, 2008

Weekend update

Dear Blog,

Someone recently told me that the only thing worse then a blogger is a blogger that starts up a blog but is to big of pussy to keep it updated. Sorry, Grandma, I'll try to do better.

So the first update is: I am now beginning each entry with "Dear Blog." I'll see where that takes me.

Today's a busy day (I'm starting a letter campaign to beseech my med school of choice to accept me), but stay tuned for an explanation of my current job researching genetic therapy. It should be a real crowd-pleaser. To tide you over, here's a story about a women who became stuck to her toilet after sitting in it for 2 years, non-stop. Enjoy.

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